“the insanity of the modern white cultural mutant”
QUESTION: thanks white people. thank you again for all that you have done. who else can take elements of other cultures and ruin them as thoroughly as you do? thank you for urging me to vote and be compassionate. it was you who taught me tolerance. i can save the whales and i can welcome … Read more
“it is a golden shower of stupid”
QUESTION: Hey man. Here is a video someone sent me. I couldn’t even get through this and I fucking DARE you to watch the whole thing. I’m sorry for sending this to you. ANSWER: this is why i smoke. this is why i am doing my best to cancel out any chance of being elderly. … Read more
“how did our society put you into a position of influence?”
QUESTION: Hey man, this is Lindsay Lohan Crying during sentencing. She seems to think she is special and shouldn’t be held accountable for her actions like us “normal people”. Any thoughts on this? ANSWER: i watched this video and then did some drugs and then i had a conversation alone that went like this: i … Read more
“perry must have an even lower opinion of the human condition than i do”
QUESTION: What do you think of this guy? ANSWER: well… i had to stagger my way through this video a few times to finally gather any coherent thought other than “PLEASE let this prick get hit by a runaway bus” or “i fucking hope that stupid pink phone he is pretending to talk in to … Read more
“this crap is the teletubbies of sexuality”
QUESTION: Do you like this? In case you thought his sound was dependent on “studio magic” here is a live performance. ANSWER: well… that was an effective and excruciating reminder of the barely tenable grasp that the human race has on sanity, good taste and artistic license. are most people offended by this? you would … Read more
“he seems to be in a good place.”
QUESTION: ANSWER: i have been trying to figure out what combination of drugs he is on in this video. then i want to obtain them. he seems to be in a good place.
“god damn it this is making me so fucking angry.”
QUESTION: Apparently a lot of people are getting depressed after seeing the science fiction movie ‘Avatar’. What do you think? ANSWER: now this… this is just utterly repulsive. i am literally climbing the walls. despite having read this article nearly two fucking months ago the blow is not lessened. i really hope that the thousand … Read more
“the gods of bad taste shitting on you with this saccharine diarrhea”
QUESTION: Here is a video of a band that is of the “distorted guitar driven” approach covering a song by a band of the “electronic beeps and blips” approach. I included both videos but don’t expect you to get through both or either of them. If any, focus on the second one. that is what … Read more
